[ Though they no longer need to come to the vending machines to eat, they still call to Ponta like a siren's song. Some of the drink options here make him think fondly of friends from home. Others... others are baffling.
[ this is how i learned there's an apple fanta?????
anyway, datz appears! and is suddenly leaning over ponta's shoulder to check out this bottle. ]
Hey, whatcha got there?
[ ...blinks. well. ok! ]
Huh! Is this a thing?? Sounds kinda nasty.
[ but not nasty enough to make him lose his appetite at all, as he takes a bite out of an apple. which he's probably crunching right in ponta's ear, i'm sorry. ]
[ Ponta doesn't startle at the sudden approach - though it makes him understand a little why others get so spooked by him showing up out of nowhere sometimes. Woops. ]
It shouldn't be a thing, but there's a fully stocked supply in there... Well, it being vegan makes it a little less concerning, I guess?
[ Since they a) don't have cups and b) have infinite money anyway, it's time to make short work of it and obtain a second bottle of Vegan Goat Pus(tm) from the vending machines... Here you go, Datz. ]
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Week 0, Tuesday
Currently he is holding a bottle of... Vegan Goat Pus Lemonade? ]
... I wonder if anyone would even want to use a Bottleman of this....
[ He is deep in thought, staring this bottle down. Help break this spell, please. ]
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anyway, datz appears! and is suddenly leaning over ponta's shoulder to check out this bottle. ]
Hey, whatcha got there?
[ ...blinks. well. ok! ]
Huh! Is this a thing?? Sounds kinda nasty.
[ but not nasty enough to make him lose his appetite at all, as he takes a bite out of an apple. which he's probably crunching right in ponta's ear, i'm sorry. ]
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It shouldn't be a thing, but there's a fully stocked supply in there... Well, it being vegan makes it a little less concerning, I guess?
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[ ... ]
Is this implying that goat pus just tastes like lemonade??
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[ But one would really hope it doesn't. Acidic pus sounds impractical for any living organism. ]
I haven't tried it yet. Are you brave enough to make the leap with me, Mr. Datz?
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Heck yeah I am, let's do it!
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Count of three, okay?
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[ goes ahead and takes the cap off in preparation... ]
One... two... three!!
[ TAKES A SWIG ]
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Well, that tastes of lemonade.
It's almost disappointing? ]
... now I just wonder why they brand it this way.
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looks back at the label. ]
Shock value? I mean, it got US to buy it.
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[ There's better lemonade out there, surely, but this is pretty much exactly what you'd expect. ]
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Man, that's a mental image, isn't it?! Add some food coloring and they could do Special Edition Emerald Goat Pus!
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Oh no, that's perfect! I can imagine they've already been approached with the offer, too...